From the Annals of Smart-assery

A couple Soldiers get on the elevator at the seventh floor. They see me press the button for the 9th floor, the top level in our office building.

"So," one asks as the we approach my floor. "Is the view on the ninth different from the seventh?"

"Sure," I answer as the door slides open and I step out. "It's higher up."

*snicker*

At least I amuse myself.